Now if you'll excuse me, I have a check to cash from AOL-Time Warner-Disney-AT&T, A Wholly-Owned Subsidiary Of The One-World Government.

And a good thing to. You certainly aren't capable of watching out for yourself without help. You should be glad you don't have freedom, you wouldn't know what to do with it.

Every click you make....
Every ad you take...
Every thing you buy, every page you view
They'll be watching you, they'll be watching you...

So, no more whining about your privacy rights, just shut up. No more whining about your free speech rights, just shut up. Just do what your monied masters tell you to do, and don't cross them, because they're watching you!

You Have No Voice.

Furthermore, since you have to just shut up:

If You Have No Money, Just Shut Up.

Which leads us to the logical conclusion:

Money Talks.

The initial rough draft went into 389 pages (not including index, cross-references, references, table of contents, celebrity endorsements, lengthy meandering sentances, and introduction by Richard Stallman) and was to serve as the beginning of a 10-book series on the subject, but eventually I realized that I was actually an engineer and I had no need to impress professors with lengthy academic treatises. After a good night's sleep, I realized I could boil my position down to something small enough to fit on one web page comfortably: